Did you used to go around kicking puppies and other small cute animals when you were younger. Because that is the only thing I can think of that would make you deserve the sort of luck you have
I am daft enough to be with BG for my boiler servicing and they are a bunch of *****. The last few times I have called them, it has taken ages to get through. The operator then spends 30 seconds making a note of your problem and then spends the next 5 minutes trying to sell you a wide range of BG services.
