I take it your comments at (b) are tongue in cheek, no matter how tempting.
Yes they are tongue in cheek have to try and have a laugh over all of this. My stress levels are flying high.
Oh and to rub some more salt in the wound yesterday i got the Honda Dream mag (nightmare mag i renamed it to) Then today had a letter from the dealer with my membership card for Honda accident aftercare.
HONDA What NIGHTMARES are made of