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Nitehawk · 10th March 2008, 21:25

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
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Why do croutons come in airtight packages?
Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
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Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?
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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,
then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted,
musicians denoted,
cowboys deranged,
models deposed,
tree surgeons debarkedand
dry cleaners depressed?
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If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
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Do Tetley Tea employees take coffee breaks?
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What hair colour do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
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I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?
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Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

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Nitehawk Supporter Wheelnut Join Date: 2nd March 2007 Location: North Cambs Posts: 97 Thanks: 19 Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts iTrader: (0)	Just a thought..... Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarkedand dry cleaners depressed? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Do Tetley Tea employees take coffee breaks? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What hair colour do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?