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Nitehawk · 11th March 2008, 20:04

A plumber was caught having sex with one of the queens dogs whilst at work in buckingham palace.. Police have released him with no charge as he is corgi registered.....

Does anyone want to buy a set of encyclopedias, 45 in the set and nearly new.... Dont need them any more as recently got married and the wife knows f...... everything.....

A man pinched his wifes bum and said firm that up and you could get rid of your girdle.. Later he squeezes her boobs and says firm them up and you wouldnt need a bra.. Later on she grabs his privates and says firm that up and i wouldnt need the gardener, milkman, postman or your brother

An eskimo is on holiday in wales and his car breaks down.. He calls the aa out and the guy looks under his bonnet."You have blown a seal" he tells the eskimo..
"so what your people sleep with sheep now whats up with my car" he replies

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Nitehawk Supporter Locking Wheelnut Join Date: 2nd March 2007 Location: North Cambs Posts: 100 Thanks: 21 Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts iTrader: (0)	Fancy a Quickie...... Or two A plumber was caught having sex with one of the queens dogs whilst at work in buckingham palace.. Police have released him with no charge as he is corgi registered..... Does anyone want to buy a set of encyclopedias, 45 in the set and nearly new.... Dont need them any more as recently got married and the wife knows f...... everything..... A man pinched his wifes bum and said firm that up and you could get rid of your girdle.. Later he squeezes her boobs and says firm them up and you wouldnt need a bra.. Later on she grabs his privates and says firm that up and i wouldnt need the gardener, milkman, postman or your brother An eskimo is on holiday in wales and his car breaks down.. He calls the aa out and the guy looks under his bonnet."You have blown a seal" he tells the eskimo.. "so what your people sleep with sheep now whats up with my car" he replies