My allocated parking space at work used to be next to the pupils playground

. I was constantly having balls kicked at my car

so i asked for a different parking space.
The person responsible for organising parking spaces was not very pleased and couldn't understand why it was a problem as the pupils are
only allowed to have footballs or tennis balls!!
My 'punishment' for caring so much about my car was a space a long way away and now i have to avoid the "Chelsea Tractors" belonging to the parents doing the school run.
Life's hard when you love your car!
