[Eddie]

Originally Posted by jazzman

Dear Eddie
So good to hear from you again and hope you are enjoying your motoring. I am so sorry to disappoint you when I say that my spaceship is still fabulous in every respect and is soon coming up for its first service with not a thing wrong. I know you take great pleasure in lapping up the complaints on the forum but of course what you "forget" are the thousands of happy civic owners who don`t have complaints and are enjoying their wonderful spaceships.
Happy Honda Motoring

Hello Jazzman,
I seem to have your triangular exhausts quivering again I see - Going by the rapid response to my 'observations' you must be a man of leisure and I recall that you mentioned your 'elderly' status in an earlier reply. So you are one of the 'Grey Vote' members of the community, if so, join the club. I am in my 70th year and I have avoided revealing this, as no doubt the Acne brigade would sieze on my very advanced years to ridicule my attitude to the new Civic. My baseball cap was covered in cobwebs when driving the Civic and even with all windows open, I just could'nt get get up enough speed to blow them away. Now in my Jetta!!! - I have lost my wig and my baseball cap in one swell foop - mind you I was doing almost 30mph in the outside lane, a speed you can only dream about. The G force was incredible.

Cheers,

Eddie the Jett.