Honda owners can also have tongue in cheek.
I always ensure my car is in gear when parked up.
Unfortunately there was no work around for VW owners late last year and earlier this year for the cack fuel pumps when VW/Audi/Skoda swapped to a cheaper supplier and nearly all 140 tdi engine cars packed up within months. Still the dealers were nice enough to store owners cars whilst the worldwide shortage of replacements was sorted.
Is there a Jetta owners website?