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Charles_Harding · 25th February 2007, 12:49

Gay Flight Attendant

My flight to Perth was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down
the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this
well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. Sidling up to her, he said... "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big nasty noisy engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I
am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied,
without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. so Tray up Bitch!"

Old age is when you know all the answers but no one asks the questions any more!"

Charles H.

25th February 2007, 12:49	#10 (permalink)
Charles_Harding Civinfo guru Join Date: 14th August 2006 Location: S.E. London Posts: 3,298 Thanks: 113 Thanked 27 Times in 26 Posts iTrader: (0)	For Pottsy as well Gay Flight Attendant My flight to Perth was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. Sidling up to her, he said... "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big nasty noisy engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one." To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. so Tray up Bitch!" *Old age is when you know all the answers but no one asks the questions any more!"* Charles H. Last edited by Charles_Harding; 25th February 2007 at 12:52.