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Charles_Harding · 9th August 2007, 09:31

[FONT='Century Gothic','sans-serif']As they approached Dublin number 1 runway, the tower heard:

PILOT - Bjeesus will ya look how shart dat runway is?

CO-PILOT - Yer nat kiddin, Paddy

PILOT - Dis is ganna be one a de trickiest landings ever, Shamus!

CO-PILOT - Yer nat kiddin, Paddy !!

PILOT - Right, Shamus, when I say 'go' put de engine in reverse!!

CO-PILOT - Royt, I'll do dat !!

PILOT - An den ya put de flaps down!!

CO-PILOT - Royt, I'll do dat, too !!

PILOT - An den stamp an de brakes as hard as yer can an pray ta de Holy
Mudder a Gad !!!

CO-PILOT - I'm prayin already, but I'll hit de brakes as hard as I can.

So, as the wheels hit the ground, Shamus put the engines in reverse, puts
the flaps down, stamped on the brakes and continued to pray to the Holy
Mother with all his soul. The brakes screeched, the tyres squealed,and there[/font]
[FONT='Century Gothic','sans-serif'][/font][FONT='Century Gothic','sans-serif']was smoke everywhere, but, to the relief of all the passengers, and, not
least of all, Paddy and Shamus, the aircraft came to a stop but a few metres
from the end of the runway!!!

As Paddy and Shamus sat in the cockpit regaining some composure, Paddy
looked out of the window and said to Shamus, "Dat has gat ta be De shartist
runway in de world!"
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[FONT='Century Gothic','sans-serif'] Shamus replied, "Yes, but da ya see how f**king wide it is?"[/font]
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[FONT='Century Gothic','sans-serif']Charles H.[/font]

9th August 2007, 09:31	#1 (permalink)
Charles_Harding Civinfo guru Join Date: 14th August 2006 Location: S.E. London Posts: 3,298 Thanks: 113 Thanked 27 Times in 26 Posts iTrader: (0)	Irish Landing [FONT='Century Gothic','sans-serif']As they approached Dublin number 1 runway, the tower heard: PILOT - Bjeesus will ya look how shart dat runway is? CO-PILOT - Yer nat kiddin, Paddy PILOT - Dis is ganna be one a de trickiest landings ever, Shamus! CO-PILOT - Yer nat kiddin, Paddy !! PILOT - Right, Shamus, when I say 'go' put de engine in reverse!! CO-PILOT - Royt, I'll do dat !! PILOT - An den ya put de flaps down!! CO-PILOT - Royt, I'll do dat, too !! PILOT - An den stamp an de brakes as hard as yer can an pray ta de Holy Mudder a Gad !!! CO-PILOT - I'm prayin already, but I'll hit de brakes as hard as I can. So, as the wheels hit the ground, Shamus put the engines in reverse, puts the flaps down, stamped on the brakes and continued to pray to the Holy Mother with all his soul. The brakes screeched, the tyres squealed,and there[/font] [FONT='Century Gothic','sans-serif'][/font][FONT='Century Gothic','sans-serif']was smoke everywhere, but, to the relief of all the passengers, and, not least of all, Paddy and Shamus, the aircraft came to a stop but a few metres from the end of the runway!!! As Paddy and Shamus sat in the cockpit regaining some composure, Paddy looked out of the window and said to Shamus, "Dat has gat ta be De shartist runway in de world!" [/font] [FONT='Century Gothic','sans-serif'] Shamus replied, "Yes, but da ya see how f**king wide it is?"[/font] [FONT='Century Gothic','sans-serif'][/font] [FONT='Century Gothic','sans-serif']Charles H.[/font]