This will make you smile

Topcat · 4th December 2007, 18:01

DAD AT THE MALL

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided
to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting
next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red,
orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find
him staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old
man, never done anything wild in your life?'

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his
response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an
eye in his response, 'Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just
wondering if you were my son.'

pietka · 4th December 2007, 18:10

omg!! you really make me smile...

HappyMan · 4th December 2007, 21:22

Like it!!!

Wasser098 · 4th December 2007, 21:26

Fantastic - what a witty guy!

Unknownsoldier · 4th December 2007, 21:40

Bet the kid didn't have a word to say to that.

Tom

Topcat · 4th December 2007, 21:56

I must point out this was an email someone sent to me

Kremmen · 5th December 2007, 07:11

I gathered that

We don't have any peacocks round here!

Charles_Harding · 5th December 2007, 16:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by Unknownsoldier

Bet the kid didn't have a word to say to that.

Tom

Daddy?

"As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit
And parking as close to the gym as possible!"

Luke Honda-Brightside

4th December 2007, 18:01	#1 (permalink)
Topcat Supporter Civinfo guru Join Date: 11th May 2006 Location: Middlesex Posts: 2,757 Thanks: 0 Thanked 9 Times in 9 Posts iTrader: (0)	This will make you smile DAD AT THE MALL I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?' Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response, 'Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'

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Kremmen Krem de la Krem Civinfo guru Join Date: 7th January 2007 Location: West London Posts: 2,825 Thanks: 13 Thanked 18 Times in 18 Posts iTrader: (0)	I gathered that We don't have any peacocks round here!