Choosing a wife

[Charles_Harding]

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among


three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and


watches to see what they do with the money.








The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon


gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and


dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done


this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.








The man was impressed.














The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She
gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some
expensive


clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has


spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.








Again, the man is impressed.











The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several


times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the


remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save


for their future because she loves him so much.








Obviously, the man was impressed.








The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with


the money he'd given her.








Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.


Men are like that, you know.





There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today


than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should


be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and


absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.