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Old 25th January 2008, 12:41   #1 (permalink)
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True Love

After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening,
when the misses felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past
the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her
buttock and down her leg to her calf.

Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the
uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, "Honey that was wonderful. Why did you stop?"


"I found the remote," he mumbled.
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Old 25th January 2008, 12:59   #2 (permalink)
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"I found the remote," he mumbled.
Sound like a more modern 'brator than mine!

"I've been smoking for 50 years now,
And there is nothing wrong with my lung!"
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Sound like a more modern 'brator than mine!

"I've been smoking for 50 years now,

And there is nothing wrong with my lung!"
...mine still has to be kick-started!
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...mine still has to be kick-started!
......well, if you get a kick out of it......!

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Douse yourself in petrol first thing every morning!"
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......well, if you get a kick out of it......!
I do, it happens so rarely at my age; I'm just glad I'm here when it does. Jack Nicholson said, never waste a 'magic moment' when you get older, even if you're on your own!
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I do, it happens so rarely at my age; I'm just glad I'm here when it does. Jack Nicholson said, never waste a 'magic moment' when you get older, even if you're on your own!
Oh!, that makes me shudder.

Lady H.! Stay close!

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Lady H.! Stay close!
Still using that old chat-up line, eh.
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Still using that old chat-up line, eh.
Take note.

It still works!

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