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Old 5th February 2008, 13:37   #1 (permalink)
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Dear John

Tony, a Para, stationed in Iraq, recently received a 'Dear John' letter from his girlfriend, back in Blighty.

It read as follows:-

My Dear Tony,

I can no longer continue our realationship.

The distance between us is just too great.

I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've gone and it is not fair to either of us to carry on like this.

I'm very sorry, but could you please return the picture that I gave you just parted and you went away?

Love Suzie.

The Para, with obviously hurt feelings, asked his fellow Para's for any snapshots that they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins, etc.

In addition to the picture of Suzie,

Tony included the the other pictures of the pretty girls that he had collected from his buddies.

There were 57 photos in the envelope......along with this note.

Dear Suzie,

I am sorry, but I cannot quite remember who you are.

Please take your picture from the pile enclosed and return the rest to me.

Take care,

Tony.
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The Paramount Comedy 2 channel shows two episodes of M*A*S*H* every weekday evening.

Last night, exactly this story was part of one of the episodes.
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The Paramount Comedy 2 channel shows two episodes of M*A*S*H* every weekday evening.

Last night, exactly this story was part of one of the episodes.
A great show, spoiled by the fact that Paramount used to show them with the laughter track on.
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