: Two gold fish.

grasey · 29th February 2008, 23:49

There was this man who bought two gold fish, he but them in a bowel and named them one and two. when he was asked why he named them one and two he replied if one dies I still got two.

sallytraffic · 1st March 2008, 10:26

He put them WHERE ?? !!

Dalboy · 1st March 2008, 11:30

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Originally Posted by grasey

There was this man who bought two gold fish, he but them in a bowel and named them one and two. when he was asked why he named them one and two he replied if one dies I still got two.

That sounds painful

bucketp · 1st March 2008, 11:30

Wouldn't take long for them to die there would it?

Charles_Harding · 1st March 2008, 11:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by grasey

I still got two.

.....to get!

......if 'two' died that is!

"The most useful and least expensive household repair tool is the telephone!"

grasey · 1st March 2008, 12:43

It was late I was half asleep and I can't spell, sorry

sallytraffic · 1st March 2008, 13:38

No need to apologise , Grasey !!

No criticism whatsoever intended ! Some of the funniest bits come from the inadvertent typos !!

dragonglance · 1st March 2008, 18:56

i love how this joke is just being taken apart part by part he he

dragonglance · 1st March 2008, 18:57

i like this one i was told the other day

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, “What are you up to there, Nancy?”
“My goldfish died,” replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.” The neighbor was concerned, “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish isn’t it?” Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, “That’s because he’s inside your goddamn cat.”

FWH · 1st March 2008, 18:58

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dragonglance Supporter Triangular Exhaust Join Date: 23rd February 2008 Location: UK Posts: 206 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	i like this one i was told the other day Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, “What are you up to there, Nancy?” “My goldfish died,” replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.” The neighbor was concerned, “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish isn’t it?” Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, “That’s because he’s inside your goddamn cat.”