Just a thought.....

Nitehawk · 10th March 2008, 21:25

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
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Why do croutons come in airtight packages?
Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
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Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?
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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,
then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted,
musicians denoted,
cowboys deranged,
models deposed,
tree surgeons debarkedand
dry cleaners depressed?
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If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
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Do Tetley Tea employees take coffee breaks?
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What hair colour do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
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I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?
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Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

allan40alt · 10th March 2008, 21:57

Very good!

sallytraffic · 10th March 2008, 22:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nitehawk

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

I have always avoided using a parcel company whose name I pronounce 'Ooops'

TTDegs · 10th March 2008, 23:40

Wouldn't the Fed EX and UPS merger produce a company under the name of "F UPS"?

though maybe that wouldn't be the best advert...

10th March 2008, 21:25	#1 (permalink)
Nitehawk Supporter Wheelnut Join Date: 2nd March 2007 Location: North Cambs Posts: 82 Thanks: 7 Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post	Just a thought..... Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarkedand dry cleaners depressed? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Do Tetley Tea employees take coffee breaks? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What hair colour do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

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TTDegs Super Moderator Civinfo master Join Date: 4th August 2006 Location: Cardiff Posts: 5,638 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Wouldn't the Fed EX and UPS merger produce a company under the name of "F UPS"? though maybe that wouldn't be the best advert...