Bless The Irish

Nitehawk · 15th March 2008, 20:03

Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint.

Paddy the officer stops them and tells them: "It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four"

"Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishmen retorts disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons."
"Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law."
The Englishmen replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"
"Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."

dondon · 17th March 2008, 13:29

How many am I allowed in my Civic 2.2 ?????????????

And what about the Fial Cinquecento !

LNT · 17th March 2008, 17:28

And as for the Honda S 2000....that would be a tight squeeze...

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Nitehawk Supporter Wheelnut Join Date: 2nd March 2007 Location: North Cambs Posts: 87 Thanks: 15 Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts iTrader: (0)	Bless The Irish Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint. Paddy the officer stops them and tells them: "It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four" "Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishmen retorts disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons." "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law." The Englishmen replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!" "Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."

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