Interesting facts when you have sons,

[Nitehawk]

1. Oh Yes!?????????A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 200 m2house to a depth of 10 cm.

2. If you spray hair spray on dust balls and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 20 Kg boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 6m x 6m room.

5. You should not throw cricket balls up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a cricket ball a long way.

6. The glass in windows (even double-glazed) doesn't stop a cricket ball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8. Brake fluid mixed with bleach makes smoke, and lots of it.

9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies,

10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy.

11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12. Super glue is forever.


13. No matter how many jelly crystals you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14. Pool filters do not like jelly crystals.


15. VCR's do not eject 'BL&T' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17. Marbles in petrol tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that smell is.

19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20. The fire department in Norwich, Nfk, has a 5-minute response time.

21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.?

80% of Men who read this will try mixing the bleach and brake fluid.?

[I_Believe]

lol i like that *now where did i put that bleach?*

[Unknownsoldier]

Hmmmm Braek fluid and bleach, didn't know that one, however a few fun bits along the same line:

A 1943 SC70 Nazi Bomb contains enough explosive to provide hours of fun for a 12 year old when used in conjunction with string and several coke bottles (thank my Granddad for that one).

Polystyrene Beads and Petrol make a wonderful napalm substitute.

It is possible to turn a cat into a time bomb using only a butane tank and a staple gun.

You can make big bangs using flour, a candle, hosepipe and a tin bowl.

If you heat white spirit on hot coals (but not flaming, just under red-hot), then throw a match into the the 'steam' that is produced, you can make a big mushroom cloud (I have tried this in a garden incinerator ).

I'll try and dig out my Anarchists cook book for more if anyones interested

ATB,
Tom

[I_Believe]

yeah go for it tom would be interesting

[Unknownsoldier]

I'll see what I can find.

ATB,
Tom

[Unknownsoldier]

Had a look through my files and the majority of it doesn't seem sensible to post, for instance binary poisoning, Ricin extraction etc. etc. (all fairly simple, but highly illegal and I wouldn't want the forum to get in trouble (especially when most of it's on the web anyways if you really want to know)).

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I'll try and find some other bits, that are fun and fairly safe. (Don't think there are many WW2 German bombs lying around now)

Tom

[I_Believe]

ok after testing this theory today i can not make a bleach and brake fluid mix to create smoke not very happy with this lol i was using Dot 4 brake and clutch fluid and tescos own thick bleach.

can someone tell me what i am doing wrong

[Nitehawk]

Originally Posted by I_Believe

ok after testing this theory today i can not make a bleach and brake fluid mix to create smoke not very happy with this lol i was using Dot 4 brake and clutch fluid and tescos own thick bleach.

can someone tell me what i am doing wrong

Yep!! It's the Tesco thick bleach that let you down...... Wrong Viscosity

[I_Believe]

so it needs to be thin runny stuff ??

[Nitehawk]

Originally Posted by I_Believe

so it needs to be thin runny stuff ??

I couldn't possibly comment

[Dave25]

Can someone post the correct 'recipe' then; ratio of bleach to brake fluid ! Or is it just b-----s ?

[Unknownsoldier]

Try searching online there are a fair few sites that can point you in the right direction (try the one I posted ).

Tom

[Dave25]

Thanks, will have a look. Firewall at work is blocking it at present. Doesn't want me looking at weapon sites apparently

[Unknownsoldier]

Just don't sign up, just look as a guest.

Tom