This one'goooooood.....

Nitehawk · 24th March 2008, 16:44

Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks
up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him so he
looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch
private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown."

The little guy faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking
him. The big guy says:
"What's wrong with you?"

In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY
did you say to me?"
The big dude says: "I saw your curious look and
figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions
everyone always asks me ..... I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh
350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles
weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says: "Turner Brown?! ... Sweet Jesus, I
thought you said, "Turn around"

NEEMSTAR · 24th March 2008, 16:52

rallakias · 24th March 2008, 17:07

robbo51 · 24th March 2008, 17:15

HappyMan · 25th March 2008, 21:15

Very good!

Harlequin · 28th March 2008, 13:39

Heh...

24th March 2008, 16:44	#1 (permalink)
Nitehawk Supporter Wheelnut Join Date: 2nd March 2007 Location: North Cambs Posts: 87 Thanks: 15 Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts iTrader: (0)	This one'goooooood..... Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him so he looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown." The little guy faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says: "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big dude says: "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me ..... I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown." The small guy says: "Turner Brown?! ... Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around"

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