Little Johnny

beepee · 26th March 2008, 10:05

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby.Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.

His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.

Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby.

"The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.

Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"

"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."

"That's great", said Little Johnnie, "coz he'd be f&!*%d if he needed glasses".

NEEMSTAR · 26th March 2008, 11:05

made me laugh out loud that did.

Topcat · 26th March 2008, 11:45

Thats very good

HappyMan · 27th March 2008, 11:04

That was very good - I really laughed at that one!

Harlequin · 28th March 2008, 14:01

Little Johnny must be getting on a bit by now? He'd be getting the pension wouldn't he?

-H

26th March 2008, 10:05	#1 (permalink)
beepee Wheelnut Join Date: 1st December 2006 Posts: 54 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Little Johnny Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby.Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home. Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby. "The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?" "Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision." "That's great", said Little Johnnie, "coz he'd be f&!*%d if he needed glasses".

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NEEMSTAR Nobody gets out alive Rocketship door handle Join Date: 7th October 2007 Location: In your mind Posts: 1,020 Thanks: 23 Thanked 11 Times in 11 Posts	made me laugh out loud that did.

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Topcat Supporter Civinfo guru Join Date: 11th May 2006 Location: Middlesex Posts: 2,738 Thanks: 0 Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts	Thats very good

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HappyMan Super Moderator Rocketship door handle Join Date: 16th August 2007 Location: Poland Posts: 1,583 Thanks: 9 Thanked 24 Times in 24 Posts	That was very good - I really laughed at that one!

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Harlequin Type-R GT [R-11523] Triangular Exhaust Join Date: 13th March 2008 Location: Brisbane, AUS Posts: 223 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 4 Posts	Little Johnny must be getting on a bit by now? He'd be getting the pension wouldn't he? -H