Don't Mess With Me!

Charles_Harding · 31st March 2008, 12:10

This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this I've just handled it:

I walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk....

The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my d**k", I replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,"I said

]The Receptionist replied;"Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something, and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private

I replied,"You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone."

I then walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??"

"There's something wrong with my ear", I stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.

"And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"

"I can't p**s out of it," I replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose!

Kremmen · 31st March 2008, 12:15

Once I got round the formatting

Stop Press: formatting now displaying correctly.

Jack The Lad. · 31st March 2008, 12:18

Charles_Harding · 31st March 2008, 13:18

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Originally Posted by Kremmen

Once I got round the formatting

Stop Press: formatting now displaying correctly.

It's not just me that's getting slow!

Kremmen · 31st March 2008, 13:37

When I first opened it I could see all the {font} {/font} stuff - honest guv

NEEMSTAR · 31st March 2008, 13:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kremmen

When I first opened it I could see all the stuff - honest guv

me too

Charles_Harding · 31st March 2008, 15:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kremmen

When I first opened it I could see all the {font} {/font} stuff - honest guv

I reckon that you're getting confused with the Start button to your Space Ship and the Start button to Windows!

"Guts:
Coming home late at night,
Smelling of perfume and beer,
Lipstick on your collar,
Then slapping your partner on the backside and saying 'You're next!"

31st March 2008, 12:10	#1 (permalink)
Charles_Harding Civinfo guru Join Date: 14th August 2006 Location: S.E. London Posts: 3,288 Thanks: 113 Thanked 27 Times in 26 Posts iTrader: (0)	Don't Mess With Me! This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this I've just handled it: I walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?" "There's something wrong with my dk", I replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that." "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,"**I said ]The Receptionist replied;"Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something, and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private I replied,"You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone." *I then walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.* *The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??"* "There's something wrong with my ear", *I stated.* The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. *"And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"* "I can't ps out of it," I replied. The waiting room erupted in laughter. Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose!** Last edited by Charles_Harding; 31st March 2008 at 12:20.

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Kremmen Krem de la Krem Civinfo guru Join Date: 7th January 2007 Location: West London Posts: 2,638 Thanks: 8 Thanked 11 Times in 11 Posts iTrader: (0)	Once I got round the formatting Stop Press: formatting now displaying correctly. Last edited by Kremmen; 31st March 2008 at 12:23.

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Kremmen Krem de la Krem Civinfo guru Join Date: 7th January 2007 Location: West London Posts: 2,638 Thanks: 8 Thanked 11 Times in 11 Posts iTrader: (0)	When I first opened it I could see all the {font} {/font} stuff - honest guv Last edited by Kremmen; 31st March 2008 at 14:15.

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