: Birthday Treat!

Charles_Harding · 1st April 2008, 12:54

Ed was in trouble.

He had forgotten his wedding anniversary.

His wife was really upset.

She told him 'Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE.'

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work.

When his wife woke up, she looked out of the window and sure enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, she put on her robe, ran out on to the driveway and picked up
the box.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.

allan40alt · 1st April 2008, 13:03

Crikey, it's my 42nd wedding anniversary tomorrow (yes, I know it's the day after all-fools day). Better watch my step!!

I had bought her a new steam iron!

1st April 2008, 12:54	#1 (permalink)
Charles_Harding Civinfo guru Join Date: 14th August 2006 Location: S.E. London Posts: 2,652 Thanks: 4 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Birthday Treat! Ed was in trouble. He had forgotten his wedding anniversary. His wife was really upset. She told him 'Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE.' The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out of the window and sure enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, she put on her robe, ran out on to the driveway and picked up the box. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.

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allan40alt Supporter Civinfo guru Join Date: 6th August 2006 Location: Rugby, Warwickshire. Posts: 2,094 Thanks: 5 Thanked 10 Times in 10 Posts	Crikey, it's my 42nd wedding anniversary tomorrow (yes, I know it's the day after all-fools day). Better watch my step!! I had bought her a new steam iron!