The International Council Of Men

[NEEMSTAR]

[R-2]

[NEEMSTAR]

[R-2]

Law no. 28 : On no account shall a man post silly smilies on car forums

[NEEMSTAR]

Originally Posted by R-2

Law no. 28 : On no account shall a man post silly smilies on car forums

Law no 27a : on NO account (NEVER EVER IN A MILLION YEARS) shall we let a woman infiltrate the council and start making laws

[R-2]

Too late i just did


I think you will find that no. 28 comes before no. 29

[NEEMSTAR]

Originally Posted by R-2

Too late i just did


I think you will find that no. 28 comes before no. 29

i think you will find law 27a comes before 28

[R-2]

Notice of Amendment law no. 27 section (a) the following subsection shall be included....
Subsection 1.1 A female may amend, update or otherwise alter for her own amusement the aforementioned laws by virtue of qualification to the conditions of law no. 15 and being the owner and driver of a CTR

[NEEMSTAR]

Originally Posted by R-2

Notice of Amendment law no. 27 section (a) the following subsection shall be included....
Subsection 1.1 A female may amend, update or otherwise alter for her own amusement the aforementioned laws by virtue of qualification to the conditions of law no. 15 and being the owner and driver of a CTR

i lose
the council will never be the same again
we have a female() in the ranks

[R-2]

Yay! Resistance is useless

now i just need amend the law to allow your gf to drive your car

[Unknownsoldier]

But she's got balls though! not many would argue with a whole council of men on their own

Tom

[R-2]

[Unknownsoldier]

Thought you'd appreciate that somehow

Tom

[beepee]

SCORING SYSTEM
For thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules when dealing with women. Finally, this merit - demerit guide will help you to understand just how it works. Remember, in the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy.

Do something she likes, and you get points.
Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
You don't get any points for doing something she expects.
Sorry, that's the way the game is played.
Here is a guide to the points system:

SIMPLE DUTIES

You make the bed..............................................+ 1
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets...................-1
You leave the toilet seat up..................................-5
You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty............ 0
When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex...-1
When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom...........-2
You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings.....+5
in the snow.............................................. .....+8
but return with beer..........................................-5
and no liners............................................ ....-25
You check out a suspicious noise at night.....................+2
You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing............ 0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something..........+5
You pummel it with a six iron................................+10
It's her cat............................................... ..-50

AT THE PARTY

You stay by her side the entire party......................... 0
You stay by her side for a while then go to chat with a friend from school............................................ .......-2
Named Tiffany........................................... ......-4
Tiffany is now a dancer......................................-10
With breast implants.........................................-18

HER BIRTHDAY

You remember her birthday............................... 0
You buy a card and flowers.............................. 0
You take her out to dinner.............................. 0
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar....+1
It is a sports bar......................................-2
And it's all-you-can-eat night..........................-3
And your face is painted the colors of your favorite team.............................................. .....-10

A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS

You go out with a pal............................... 0
The pal is happily married..........................+1
The pal is single...................................-7
He drives a Ferrari................................-10
With a personalized license plate (great NBED).......-15

A NIGHT OUT WITH HER

You take her to a movie...................................+2
You take her to a movie she likes.........................+4
You take her to a movie you hate..........................+6
You take her to a movie you like..........................-2
It's called Death Cop III.................................-3
Which features Cyborgs that eat humans....................-9
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans....-15

YOUR PHYSIQUE

You develop a noticeable pot belly...........................,.-15
You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it.+10
You resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts............-30
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too."...............-800

THE BIG QUESTION

She asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?"
You hesitate in responding......................-10
You reply, "Where?".............................-35
You reply, "No, I think it's your ass".........-100
Any other response..............................-20

COMMUNICATION

When she wants to talk about a problem:
You listen, displaying a concerned expression.....................0
You listen, for over 30 minutes..................................+5
You relate to her problem and share a similar experience......,..+50
You're mind wanders to sports and you suddenly hear her saying "well, what do you think I should do?".........................-100
You have fallen asleep.........................................-200

IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH.......

You talk.........................................-100
You don't talk...................................-150
You spend time with her..........................-200
You don't spend time with her....................-500

[Unknownsoldier]

Think I may have lost 800 points last night , oops.

T

[NEEMSTAR]

haha that is too funny
i want to show it to her but she will start calculating my minus points
why don't we get points for remembering bdays - thats +800 right there Tom

[Unknownsoldier]

I do remember usually after I'm sleeping in the other room! She moans about you can remember the date the battle of Waterloo started (18th June 1815) but you can't rememeber my birthday. Anyone would think I'd forgotten something important (I hate remebering mine, it reminds me of how old I'm getting ).

Tom