Excuse For Speeding

beepee · 22nd April 2008, 09:34

A Banbury senior citizen drove his brand new BMW convertible out of the car salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 90mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.'Amazing!' he thought as he flew down the M40, enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

'I can get away from him - no problem!' thought the elderly nutcase as he floored it to 110mph, then 120, then 130mph.

Suddenly, he thought, 'What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!' So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.

Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's side of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in10 minutes.Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go.'

The man looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied, 'Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back.'

'Have a good day, Sir,' said the policeman

NEEMSTAR · 22nd April 2008, 18:29

that is excellent

Woette · 22nd April 2008, 19:09

lol

good one

smurf79 · 22nd April 2008, 19:46

Heard it before, still makes me laugh

Unknownsoldier · 22nd April 2008, 20:13

Great

Tom

Dimplyred · 22nd April 2008, 22:25

Nice one.

22nd April 2008, 09:34	#1 (permalink)
beepee Wheelnut Join Date: 1st December 2006 Posts: 66 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts iTrader: (0)	Excuse For Speeding A Banbury senior citizen drove his brand new BMW convertible out of the car salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 90mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.'Amazing!' he thought as he flew down the M40, enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. 'I can get away from him - no problem!' thought the elderly nutcase as he floored it to 110mph, then 120, then 130mph. Suddenly, he thought, 'What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!' So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him. Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's side of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in10 minutes.Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go.' The man looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied, 'Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back.' 'Have a good day, Sir,' said the policeman Last edited by beepee; 22nd April 2008 at 09:39. Reason: grammar

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This thread is about: Excuse For Speeding, it's in Any non Civic chat here please! at the Honda Civic forum Civinfo; A Banbury senior citizen drove his brand new BMW convertible out of the car salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 90mph, ...

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NEEMSTAR Nobody gets out alive Rocketship door handle Join Date: 7th October 2007 Location: In your mind Posts: 1,359 Thanks: 30 Thanked 24 Times in 24 Posts iTrader: (0)	that is excellent

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Woette Triangular Exhaust Join Date: 7th October 2007 Location: Leuven, Belgium Posts: 325 Thanks: 4 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts iTrader: (0)	lol good one

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smurf79 Supporter Triangular Exhaust Join Date: 10th August 2007 Location: Bolton, England Posts: 449 Thanks: 10 Thanked 16 Times in 13 Posts iTrader: (1)	Heard it before, still makes me laugh

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Unknownsoldier Comedian/Smart Ase Civinfo guru* Join Date: 22nd September 2007 Location: Kent, UK Posts: 2,581 Thanks: 62 Thanked 29 Times in 27 Posts iTrader: (0)	Great Tom

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Dimplyred Super Moderator Civinfo guru Join Date: 24th August 2007 Location: Staffordshire Posts: 4,615 Thanks: 19 Thanked 129 Times in 128 Posts iTrader: (0)	Nice one.