For HarleyFatboy.

[Jack The Lad.]

A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky
clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you
have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish"

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over
anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges
for that kind of undertaking: the supports required reaching the bottom of
the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust
several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your
desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that
could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that
I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside,
what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what
she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"