Blonde joke

Jobo · 24th October 2006, 22:53

No offence, sarahjo and Gweneira - posting from a fellow blondey and don't I use it when I'm dizzy!!!!

A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in Economy Class gets
up and moves to the First Class section and sits down in a spare seat.

The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. On
producing her cheaper ticket, the hostess tells the blonde passenger
that she's only paid for Economy and that she will have to go and sit in
the back. The blonde replies:

"I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying right
here!"

The frustrated flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the
pilot and co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First
Class that belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat. The
co-pilot goes back to the First Class cabin and tries to explain to the
blonde that because she only paid for Economy she is only entitled to an
Economy place and she will have to leave and return to her original
seat. The blonde replies once again:

"I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying just
where I am!"

Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use and that he
probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this
blonde woman who won't listen to reason. The pilot says:

"You say she's blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to a blonde and
over the years I've learnt to speak fluent blonde!" The co-pilot is
immediately dubious and at the same time curious.

The pilot goes back to the blonde, whispers something in her ear and she
replies:

"Oh dear, I am sorry, I had no idea," gets up and moves back to her seat
in the rear of the aircraft.

The flight attendant and co-pilot of course are amazed and asked the
pilot what he said to make her return to her seat without any fuss.
The Pilot replies: "I told her First Class isn't going to Melbourne".

TTDegs · 24th October 2006, 23:21

2 jokes, and you have a go at me in both of them!

Jobo · 24th October 2006, 23:23

TTDegs, it's very late and you've lost me! Are you blonde?

TTDegs · 24th October 2006, 23:27

strawberry

blonde

NOT as my wife keeps on trying to convince me, ginger

although these days, there is less and less of it, and what there is left is going grey

but in a distinguished manner

Jobo · 24th October 2006, 23:30

My brother's strawberry blonde!!! according to my mum!

I'm blonde with the help of highlights - been going grey since 18!!!!

TTDegs · 24th October 2006, 23:46

mums are good like that

a careful look in the gallery shows how little I've got left

Bungle · 25th October 2006, 08:30

An even more careful look in the same posting reveals that TTDegs doesn't own any shoes, or so it seems, and that he takes pictures of his old TT in the nude!

A bit scarey, really.

TTDegs · 25th October 2006, 10:30

I spend all my cash on cleaning products - none left for fancy stuff like shoes!

But I was wearing ripped off jeans in the TT pic

richierich · 25th October 2006, 12:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by TTDegs

..........

But I was wearing ripped off jeans in the TT pic

Do you not realise that counterfit products are helping to fund terrorism, next time buy the real 501's!

TTDegs · 25th October 2006, 12:33

very good RR

richierich · 25th October 2006, 12:39

There are always 2 ways to interpret a sentence, I try my best and find the one that you didn't mean.

Charles_Harding · 25th October 2006, 17:57

So how come that the first class wasn't going to Melbourne????

""So many pedestrians - so little time!"

24th October 2006, 22:53	#1 (permalink)
Jobo Supporter Magic Rear Seat Join Date: 6th August 2006 Location: North Yorkshire Posts: 683 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Blonde joke No offence, sarahjo and Gweneira - posting from a fellow blondey and don't I use it when I'm dizzy!!!! A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down in a spare seat. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. On producing her cheaper ticket, the hostess tells the blonde passenger that she's only paid for Economy and that she will have to go and sit in the back. The blonde replies: "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying right here!" The frustrated flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the First Class cabin and tries to explain to the blonde that because she only paid for Economy she is only entitled to an Economy place and she will have to leave and return to her original seat. The blonde replies once again: "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying just where I am!" Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use and that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to reason. The pilot says: "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to a blonde and over the years I've learnt to speak fluent blonde!" The co-pilot is immediately dubious and at the same time curious. The pilot goes back to the blonde, whispers something in her ear and she replies: "Oh dear, I am sorry, I had no idea," gets up and moves back to her seat in the rear of the aircraft. The flight attendant and co-pilot of course are amazed and asked the pilot what he said to make her return to her seat without any fuss. The Pilot replies: "I told her First Class isn't going to Melbourne".

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This thread is about: Blonde joke, it's in Any non Civic chat here please! at the Honda Civic forum Civinfo; No offence, sarahjo and Gweneira - posting from a fellow blondey and don't I use it when I'm dizzy!!!! A plane is on its way ...

24th October 2006, 23:21	#2 (permalink)
TTDegs Super Moderator Civinfo master Join Date: 4th August 2006 Location: Cardiff Posts: 5,638 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	2 jokes, and you have a go at me in both of them!

24th October 2006, 23:23	#3 (permalink)
Jobo Supporter Magic Rear Seat Join Date: 6th August 2006 Location: North Yorkshire Posts: 683 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	TTDegs, it's very late and you've lost me! Are you blonde?

24th October 2006, 23:27	#4 (permalink)
TTDegs Super Moderator Civinfo master Join Date: 4th August 2006 Location: Cardiff Posts: 5,638 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	strawberry blonde NOT as my wife keeps on trying to convince me, ginger although these days, there is less and less of it, and what there is left is going grey but in a distinguished manner

24th October 2006, 23:30	#5 (permalink)
Jobo Supporter Magic Rear Seat Join Date: 6th August 2006 Location: North Yorkshire Posts: 683 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	My brother's strawberry blonde!!! according to my mum! I'm blonde with the help of highlights - been going grey since 18!!!!

24th October 2006, 23:46	#6 (permalink)
TTDegs Super Moderator Civinfo master Join Date: 4th August 2006 Location: Cardiff Posts: 5,638 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	mums are good like that a careful look in the gallery shows how little I've got left

25th October 2006, 08:30	#7 (permalink)
Bungle Rocketship door handle Join Date: 3rd July 2006 Location: SE London/Kent Posts: 1,217 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	An even more careful look in the same posting reveals that TTDegs doesn't own any shoes, or so it seems, and that he takes pictures of his old TT in the nude! A bit scarey, really.

25th October 2006, 10:30	#8 (permalink)
TTDegs Super Moderator Civinfo master Join Date: 4th August 2006 Location: Cardiff Posts: 5,638 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I spend all my cash on cleaning products - none left for fancy stuff like shoes! But I was wearing ripped off jeans in the TT pic

25th October 2006, 12:33	#10 (permalink)
TTDegs Super Moderator Civinfo master Join Date: 4th August 2006 Location: Cardiff Posts: 5,638 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	very good RR

25th October 2006, 12:39	#11 (permalink)
richierich Smell My Cheese! Rocketship door handle Join Date: 17th May 2006 Location: Bicester, Oxfordshire Posts: 1,843 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	There are always 2 ways to interpret a sentence, I try my best and find the one that you didn't mean.

25th October 2006, 17:57	#12 (permalink)
Charles_Harding Civinfo guru Join Date: 14th August 2006 Location: S.E. London Posts: 2,783 Thanks: 30 Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts	So how come that the first class wasn't going to Melbourne???? ""So many pedestrians - so little time!"