B & Q

elfa7 · 28th January 2007, 17:12

I suppose a few of you are regulars at B & Q, so I thought I'd pass this on. I had a lucky escape, so be warned.

I walked into B&Q yesterday afternoon, and while I was looking around the garden furniture, some guy dressed in an orange apron, came up and asked if I wanted decking.

Fortunately, I got the first punch in, and that was the end of that. I have trained for this kind of thing, but those less suspecting might not be so lucky.
Be careful out there folks, the world is turning into a very violent place......

czechplastik · 28th January 2007, 17:42

Ho ho ho! Very witty!

MC Hammer · 28th January 2007, 19:58

PMSL

The old uns are the best!

Charles_Harding · 29th January 2007, 11:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by MC Hammer

PMSL

The old uns are the best!

Old???

it was only posted yesterday!!!

"Why is it you chop DOWN a tree then chop it UP?"

Charles H.

28th January 2007, 17:12	#1 (permalink)
elfa7 Supporter Rocketship door handle Join Date: 8th May 2006 Location: Cheshire Posts: 1,703 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts iTrader: (0)	B & Q I suppose a few of you are regulars at B & Q, so I thought I'd pass this on. I had a lucky escape, so be warned. I walked into B&Q yesterday afternoon, and while I was looking around the garden furniture, some guy dressed in an orange apron, came up and asked if I wanted decking. Fortunately, I got the first punch in, and that was the end of that. I have trained for this kind of thing, but those less suspecting might not be so lucky. Be careful out there folks, the world is turning into a very violent place......

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czechplastik King of the rodeo Civinfo guru Join Date: 24th October 2006 Location: Belfast Posts: 4,672 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post iTrader: (0)	Ho ho ho! Very witty!

28th January 2007, 19:58	#3 (permalink)
MC Hammer Kids use a lot of space Magic Rear Seat Join Date: 16th June 2006 Location: UK Posts: 618 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post iTrader: (0)	PMSL The old uns are the best!