Not A Leg To Stand On

beepee · 18th February 2007, 20:28

A man is lying on a beach with no arms or legs. Two young girls walk up to him and start talking. "Have you ever been kissed" says the first, "No" says the man. She then proceeds to kiss him full on the lips. This really excites him and he starts getting a stiffy. "Have you ever been fuc**d" says the second girl. "No" says the man, getting excited. "You will be in about five minutes, the tide's coming in."

elfa7 · 19th February 2007, 14:27

"Its a cracker" !!

18th February 2007, 20:28	#1 (permalink)
beepee Wheelnut Join Date: 1st December 2006 Posts: 66 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts iTrader: (0)	Not A Leg To Stand On A man is lying on a beach with no arms or legs. Two young girls walk up to him and start talking. "Have you ever been kissed" says the first, "No" says the man. She then proceeds to kiss him full on the lips. This really excites him and he starts getting a stiffy. "Have you ever been fuc**d" says the second girl. "No" says the man, getting excited. "You will be in about five minutes, the tide's coming in."

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elfa7 Supporter Rocketship door handle Join Date: 8th May 2006 Location: Cheshire Posts: 1,703 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts iTrader: (0)	"Its a cracker" !!