Fannie Green

Koos Holswilder · 6th May 2007, 15:23

A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest:
"Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I've had sex with Fannie Green every week for the last month."
The priest tells the sinner: "You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's'."

Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green twice a week for the last two months."
This time the priest asks: "Who is this Fannie Green?"
"A new woman in the neighbourhood," the sinner replies.
"Very well," says the priest. "Go and say ten 'Hail Mary's'."

The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his sermon when a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church. All the mens' eyes fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down in front of the Altar. Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes.

The priest and altar boy gasp as the woman sits down with her legs slightly spread apart, Sharon Stone-style. The priest turns to the altar boy and whisperingly asks: "Is that Fannie Green?"
The altar boy replies: "No Father, I think its just the reflection off her shoes".

Gr. Koos.

Charles_Harding · 6th May 2007, 15:34

Now that one should be reported to the headmaster!

"I have just completed a Speed Reading Course. And I have managed to read War and Peace in 25 minutes!"

Charles H.

apemonkeyman · 6th May 2007, 15:46

I thought this was another "new colours for Civic" thread.

Pottsy · 6th May 2007, 15:52

Likewise - Fannie Green replaces Comic Gay.

6th May 2007, 15:23	#1 (permalink)
Koos Holswilder Valve Cap Join Date: 3rd December 2006 Posts: 23 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Fannie Green A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest: "Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I've had sex with Fannie Green every week for the last month." The priest tells the sinner: "You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's'." Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green twice a week for the last two months." This time the priest asks: "Who is this Fannie Green?" "A new woman in the neighbourhood," the sinner replies. "Very well," says the priest. "Go and say ten 'Hail Mary's'." The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his sermon when a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church. All the mens' eyes fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down in front of the Altar. Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes. The priest and altar boy gasp as the woman sits down with her legs slightly spread apart, Sharon Stone-style. The priest turns to the altar boy and whisperingly asks: "Is that Fannie Green?" The altar boy replies: "No Father, I think its just the reflection off her shoes". Gr. Koos.

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This thread is about: Fannie Green, it's in Any non Civic chat here please! at the Honda Civic forum Civinfo; A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest: "Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I've had sex with ...

6th May 2007, 15:34	#2 (permalink)
Charles_Harding Civinfo guru Join Date: 14th August 2006 Location: S.E. London Posts: 3,269 Thanks: 122 Thanked 42 Times in 40 Posts	Now that one should be reported to the headmaster! "I have just completed a Speed Reading Course. And I have managed to read War and Peace in 25 minutes!" Charles H.

6th May 2007, 15:46	#3 (permalink)
apemonkeyman Supporter Magic Rear Seat Join Date: 2nd February 2007 Location: Gloucester Posts: 655 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I thought this was another "new colours for Civic" thread.

6th May 2007, 15:52	#4 (permalink)
Pottsy Administrator Civinfo guru Join Date: 10th April 2006 Location: Leics Posts: 4,985 Thanks: 8 Thanked 91 Times in 49 Posts	Likewise - Fannie Green replaces Comic Gay.