How to make a woman happy

allan40alt · 30th July 2007, 09:35

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined!
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49.. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52.. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

Not rocket science neh!!!

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

TTDegs · 30th July 2007, 11:44

that was a 'spit coffee over the keyboard' moment!

FWH · 30th July 2007, 19:21

Very accurate. 10/10.

Jobo · 30th July 2007, 19:27

Have you got bad eyesight, allan?

Bet June doesn't do your ironing tonight!

allan40alt · 30th July 2007, 21:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jobo

Have you got bad eyesight, allan?

Bet June doesn't do your ironing tonight!

She hasn't seen this....might give her ideas...

Charles_Harding · 31st July 2007, 11:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jobo

Bet June doesn't do your ironing tonight!

That 'tonight' has past.

Did you manage to get it done?

"My daughter reckons I nosy.
At least that's what she had written in her diary!"

Charles H.

allan40alt · 31st July 2007, 13:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charles_Harding

That 'tonight' has past.

Did you manage to get it done?

Charles H.

Yes, ironing and food. Too much wine, then fell asleep (again!!).

allan40alt · 31st July 2007, 13:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jobo

Have you got bad eyesight, allan?

Funny that; my dad said it would make me go blind, but I thought I would risk one eye!!

Charles_Harding · 31st July 2007, 16:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by allan40alt

Yes, ironing and food. Too much wine, then fell asleep (again!!).

Too much ironing, yes.

Too much food, maybe.

......but too much wine?

"Have you ever taken things out of the laundry basket 'cos they are cleaner than the things you've got on?"

Charles H.

30th July 2007, 09:35	#1 (permalink)
allan40alt Supporter Civinfo guru Join Date: 6th August 2006 Location: Rugby, Warwickshire. Posts: 2,145 Thanks: 8 Thanked 28 Times in 27 Posts	How to make a woman happy How to Make a Woman Happy It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined! 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49.. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52.. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: . Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes Not rocket science neh!!! HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Show up naked 2. Bring food

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TTDegs Super Moderator Civinfo master Join Date: 4th August 2006 Location: Cardiff Posts: 5,638 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	that was a 'spit coffee over the keyboard' moment!

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