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Old 30th July 2007, 09:35   #1 (permalink)
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How to make a woman happy

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined!
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate


WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:


45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49.. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls


AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:


51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52.. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes


IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

Not rocket science neh!!!

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY


1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
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that was a 'spit coffee over the keyboard' moment!
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Very accurate. 10/10.

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Have you got bad eyesight, allan?

Bet June doesn't do your ironing tonight!
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Have you got bad eyesight, allan?

Bet June doesn't do your ironing tonight!

She hasn't seen this....might give her ideas...
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Bet June doesn't do your ironing tonight!
That 'tonight' has past.

Did you manage to get it done?

"My daughter reckons I nosy.
At least that's what she had written in her diary!"


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That 'tonight' has past.

Did you manage to get it done?

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Yes, ironing and food. Too much wine, then fell asleep (again!!).
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Have you got bad eyesight, allan?

Funny that; my dad said it would make me go blind, but I thought I would risk one eye!!
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Yes, ironing and food. Too much wine, then fell asleep (again!!).
Too much ironing, yes.

Too much food, maybe.

......but too much wine?

"Have you ever taken things out of the laundry basket 'cos they are cleaner than the things you've got on?"

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