Bad Date!

[Charles_Harding]

We have all had bad dates.

But this takes the biscuit. Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassingfirst date that a woman ever had.

The winner described her worst first date experience.

There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took theprize!

She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold.

The guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah .

It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all,and truly had never met before.

The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they wereheaded home late that afternoon.

They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have hadthat extra latte.

They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and inthe middle of nowhere!

Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for awhile.

Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop andlet her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.

They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yankedher pants down and started.

In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steadyherself.

Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for trafficand indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking.

All she could think about was the relief she felt despite therather embarrassing nature of the situation.

Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of anothersensation.

As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly frozen againstthe car's fender.

Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind asshe attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal.

It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due tothe extreme cold.

Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about "What is taking so long"with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance!"

He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with hersweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing.

She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to composethemselves,they assessed her dilemma.

Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also werefaced with a real problem.

Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeksfrom the grip of the icy metal!

Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in thefirst place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free.

So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her buttoff the fender.

As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Showprize hands down...... or perhaps that should be "pants down."

And you thought your first date was embarrassing.

Jay Leno's comment "This gives a whole new meaning to being p**s*doff.

Charles H.