What is your occupation? (merged) - Page 12

alastair b · 7th April 2007, 21:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by rod1

I am a full time gigolo and also play centre-forward for Liverpool. My hobby is rescuing orphans from war zones with my reg't of the SAS. I also enjoy dating supermodels and performing life saving operations.

no

Damm.

O.k. then, but it sounded so much better than Primary School Teacher.

Nice one.

Everlong · 17th April 2007, 13:50

I'm a Forensic Psychologist. Kind of like Cracker but without the belly and gambling habit. And a little more rooted in reality!

Nighthaunt · 28th June 2007, 21:22

Hmm well I'm a Warranted Civil Servant for Her Majesty's Government - BIA European Operations - and much as I've had (seriously) to sign the Official Secrets Act - I am not in MI5 or MI6 or anything like that - nothing glamerous but fun challenging and interesting.
Whilst were not meant to divulge what we do (bad publicity and possibility of opening ourselves up to bribery /security risks etc...) can say anyone travelling through a port or airport will have had to hand something to me or a colleague

That should pass muster with Departmental Security

Ramsay · 28th June 2007, 21:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lozza

Air Traffic Controller, Gatwick Approach.

If you are on shift tomorrow my new spaceship should be on late finals at 1100 local.

Ramsay

lobey dosser · 29th June 2007, 00:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geoff13th

I work with poo, and stopping it going into rivers and groundwater.

It might be sh*t to us, but it's your bread and butter!

.....used to work in sewage myself (well no one would come near me) years ago as a 17 year old Indentured Apprentice (Civil Engineering technician, really) to the Glasgow City Engineer and Master of Works.
What ever happened to great titles like that?

Switched to IT as a Systems Analyst in 1980 and retired as software Project Manager at the age of 50 (and 1 day) old.

romatic · 29th June 2007, 09:51

I'm a philanderer and philanthropist masquerading as a teacher. Holidays begin at 1pm today. Off for six and a half weeks. Wish it was nine and a half weeks with Kim. I know she'd like my Civic. Wooooo Hooooo!

GHGH · 29th June 2007, 11:44

I'm a Research Scientist in the area Inorganic High Temperature Chemistry (puuh..).
One of about two tousand employees in a Research Institute.

stew · 29th June 2007, 21:09

I'm what's known as a bombhead

Colin Jolly · 30th June 2007, 06:14

Aerospace Systems Manager - RAF

Type S Bournemouth · 30th June 2007, 10:43

Bus Driver for Transdev

WavyD · 30th June 2007, 12:39

My first Job was as an Archival Clerk working in both onsite and remote storeage facility solutions.
My Second job was as a First and Second Contact Sales Negotiator for a National firm of Commercial Property Consultants, based in Liverpool (Industrial and Office Properties).

For the last 15 years I have worked in the Residential Property Construction Industry and I'm now a Contract Manager, Site Engineer and Technical Manager (sounds very grand!)for a small Groundwork Company based in North Wales. I actually work in North Wales and the North West of England. Sounds good, but I usually end up Cold, Wet and Dirty although I do have a lovely Tan (or should that be Weather Beaten). The job is always a rush and specifications appear to change on an hourly basis!

Friday never comes quick enough and Monday all too soon!

I have a lot of pride in my job and wouldn't be doing it if I didn't, but my fav' saying is - I Work to Live, Not Live to Work!

ric type r · 30th June 2007, 16:22

Retired thank god, Worked for a funeral director, We put the fun in funeral.

Chubbles · 22nd July 2007, 21:52

I'm a trainee physics teacher.... hows that for a boring job lol

WoolyCiv · 22nd July 2007, 21:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by ric type r

Retired thank god, Worked for a funeral director, We put the fun in funeral.

Guess thats why you went for the NHB, still not really left the job eh

jamiec501 · 22nd August 2007, 21:54

builder. one of my mates is a transparent wall technician (WINDOW CLEANER).

blackie944 · 22nd August 2007, 22:02

Ex-Met Man now living a life of luxury on my pension!

robbo51 · 1st September 2007, 11:09

I'm a teacher of Physical Education

Jack The Lad. · 1st September 2007, 22:07

I'm an architect.
When you hear on the news that a building has fallen down somewhere, it's probably one of mine.

Foggy69 · 2nd September 2007, 07:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack The Lad.

I'm an architect.
When you hear on the news that a building has fallen down somewhere, it's probably one of mine.

Just for information, where are you based

GHGH · 3rd September 2007, 06:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack The Lad.

I'm an architect.
When you hear on the news that a building has fallen down somewhere, it's probably one of mine.

How about bridges?

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

Similar Threads for: What is your occupation? (merged)
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
Satnav Sat Nav DVD update? (merged)	Brian	Electronics	172	3rd January 2008 07:14
Alarm Cheap Key Fob (merged)	steeeveee	Electronics	59	5th November 2007 20:08
Long list Complaints (merged)	geoff	Bugs, faults and irritations	51	11th February 2007 09:46
Top ten: Reliability (merged)	czechplastik	General Discussion	15	26th November 2006 10:02
transform (merged)	blades240	Transform Leather	2	19th October 2006 14:35


This thread is about: What is your occupation? (merged), it's in Any non Civic chat here please! at the Honda Civic forum Civinfo; Originally Posted by rod1 I am a full time gigolo and also play centre-forward for Liverpool. My hobby is rescuing orphans from war zones with ...

17th April 2007, 13:50	#222 (permalink)
Everlong Valve Cap Join Date: 20th March 2007 Location: Lincoln Posts: 12 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts iTrader: (0)	I'm a Forensic Psychologist. Kind of like Cracker but without the belly and gambling habit. And a little more rooted in reality!

28th June 2007, 21:22	#223 (permalink)
Nighthaunt Car short of a Drive ;) Wheelnut Join Date: 5th May 2007 Location: Canterbury - Kent Posts: 84 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts iTrader: (0)	Hmm well I'm a Warranted Civil Servant for Her Majesty's Government - BIA European Operations - and much as I've had (seriously) to sign the Official Secrets Act - I am not in MI5 or MI6 or anything like that - nothing glamerous but fun challenging and interesting. Whilst were not meant to divulge what we do (bad publicity and possibility of opening ourselves up to bribery /security risks etc...) can say anyone travelling through a port or airport will have had to hand something to me or a colleague That should pass muster with Departmental Security

29th June 2007, 09:51	#226 (permalink)
romatic Supporter Locking Wheelnut Join Date: 30th March 2007 Location: Glasgow Posts: 133 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts iTrader: (0)	I'm a philanderer and philanthropist masquerading as a teacher. Holidays begin at 1pm today. Off for six and a half weeks. Wish it was nine and a half weeks with Kim. I know she'd like my Civic. Wooooo Hooooo!

29th June 2007, 11:44	#227 (permalink)
GHGH Supporter Magic Rear Seat Join Date: 13th March 2007 Location: Trondheim, Norway Posts: 943 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts iTrader: (0)	I'm a Research Scientist in the area Inorganic High Temperature Chemistry (puuh..). One of about two tousand employees in a Research Institute.

29th June 2007, 21:09	#228 (permalink)
stew Valve Cap Join Date: 13th May 2007 Location: Peterborough Posts: 18 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts iTrader: (0)	I'm what's known as a bombhead

30th June 2007, 06:14	#229 (permalink)
Colin Jolly Supporter Valve Cap Join Date: 31st October 2006 Location: Witham St Hughs, Lincoln Posts: 40 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts iTrader: (0)	Aerospace Systems Manager - RAF

30th June 2007, 10:43	#230 (permalink)
Type S Bournemouth Supporter Magic Rear Seat Join Date: 3rd October 2006 Location: Bournemouth Posts: 970 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts iTrader: (0)	Bus Driver for Transdev

30th June 2007, 12:39	#231 (permalink)
WavyD Triangular Exhaust Join Date: 24th May 2007 Location: Between the Light of Day and the Shadows of Darkness! Posts: 375 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts iTrader: (0)	My first Job was as an Archival Clerk working in both onsite and remote storeage facility solutions. My Second job was as a First and Second Contact Sales Negotiator for a National firm of Commercial Property Consultants, based in Liverpool (Industrial and Office Properties). For the last 15 years I have worked in the Residential Property Construction Industry and I'm now a Contract Manager, Site Engineer and Technical Manager (sounds very grand!)for a small Groundwork Company based in North Wales. I actually work in North Wales and the North West of England. Sounds good, but I usually end up Cold, Wet and Dirty although I do have a lovely Tan (or should that be Weather Beaten). The job is always a rush and specifications appear to change on an hourly basis! Friday never comes quick enough and Monday all too soon! I have a lot of pride in my job and wouldn't be doing it if I didn't, but my fav' saying is - I Work to Live, Not Live to Work!

30th June 2007, 16:22	#232 (permalink)
ric type r Supporter Wheelnut Join Date: 9th May 2007 Location: Wrexham Posts: 67 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts iTrader: (0)	Retired thank god, Worked for a funeral director, We put the fun in funeral.

22nd July 2007, 21:52	#233 (permalink)
Chubbles Valve Cap Join Date: 22nd July 2007 Posts: 8 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts iTrader: (0)	I'm a trainee physics teacher.... hows that for a boring job lol

22nd August 2007, 21:54	#235 (permalink)
jamiec501 Supporter Valve Cap Join Date: 26th July 2007 Location: lytham st annes, lancs Posts: 34 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts iTrader: (0)	builder. one of my mates is a transparent wall technician (WINDOW CLEANER).

22nd August 2007, 22:02	#236 (permalink)
blackie944 OAP Supporter Valve Cap Join Date: 1st July 2007 Location: Leyburn, N Yorks Posts: 24 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts iTrader: (0)	Ex-Met Man now living a life of luxury on my pension!

1st September 2007, 11:09	#237 (permalink)
robbo51 Diesel of course Civinfo guru Join Date: 1st July 2007 Location: Bingley, W.Yorks Posts: 3,138 Thanks: 49 Thanked 42 Times in 39 Posts iTrader: (0)	I'm a teacher of Physical Education

1st September 2007, 22:07	#238 (permalink)
Jack The Lad. Supporter Rocketship door handle Join Date: 28th August 2007 Location: ENGLAND Posts: 1,618 Thanks: 1 Thanked 16 Times in 16 Posts iTrader: (0)	I'm an architect. When you hear on the news that a building has fallen down somewhere, it's probably one of mine.