Handling a Difficult Customer:

Charles_Harding · 19th August 2007, 15:45

Maybe Honda have already read this!

For all those who have suffered in customer services:-

A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a fancy dress party.

He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem.

A few days later he receives a parcel with a note:

Dear Sir,

Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit.
The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just rightas a pirate.

The man thinks this is terrible because they emphasized his disability, so he writes a letter of complaint.

A week passes and he received another parcel.

Dear Sir,

Sorry about the previous parcel.
Please find a monk's habit.
The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part.

The man is extremely furious now, because the company has gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head. So he writes a really rude letter of complaint.

A few days later, he gets a very small parcel from the company with an accompanying letter:

Dear Sir,

Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup.
Pour the tin of Golden Syrup over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ar*e andgo as a toffee apple!

CharlesH.

allan40alt · 19th August 2007, 16:57

Charles, you desperately need to get away on holiday.....

Have a great time, Al.

Charles_Harding · 19th August 2007, 18:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by allan40alt

Charles, you desperately need to get away on holiday.....

Have a great time, Al.

Ouzo, Tatziki, Olives.

.....and a little bit of sun.

Got me Brownie 127 and a handful of Civinfo Cards!

Soon be Milano Red on the beach!

See ya!

"While playing golf today I hit two good balls.
I stepped on a rake!"

Charles H.

Anthony · 19th August 2007, 23:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charles_Harding

Ouzo, Tatziki, Olives.

.....and a little bit of sun.

Got me Brownie 127 and a handful of Civinfo Cards!

Soon be Milano Red on the beach!

See ya!

Charles H.

Have a good time Charles. We deserve it!

Anthony.

19th August 2007, 15:45	#1 (permalink)
Charles_Harding Civinfo guru Join Date: 14th August 2006 Location: S.E. London Posts: 3,288 Thanks: 113 Thanked 27 Times in 26 Posts	Handling a Difficult Customer: Maybe Honda have already read this! For all those who have suffered in customer services:- A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a fancy dress party. He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just rightas a pirate. The man thinks this is terrible because they emphasized his disability, so he writes a letter of complaint. A week passes and he received another parcel. Dear Sir, Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part. The man is extremely furious now, because the company has gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head. So he writes a really rude letter of complaint. A few days later, he gets a very small parcel from the company with an accompanying letter: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup. Pour the tin of Golden Syrup over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ar*e andgo as a toffee apple! CharlesH.

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