Amusing eBay description

Syx · 22nd May 2012, 11:35

Note, it's fairly lengthy!

2001 FORD FOCUS GHIA 1.8 Zetec Very Clean Interior | eBay

Stevo! · 22nd May 2012, 11:46

2nd one today lol.....

'' I just pretended to get off with myself in the back seats, I had someone confirm that they could see me. This unfortunately means the windows are only lightly tinted and it isn't privacy glass. Also worth mentioning that this car runs on petrol which can be bought at 'petrol stations', if you are unfamiliar with these then ask someone for directions to a place that sells over priced cold sausage rolls.''

Just saw this

How much time does this guy have on his hands lol

Syx · 22nd May 2012, 11:49

I found that paragraph hilarious too!

(It was the first thread that set me out looking for other funny descriptions

)

Yassian · 22nd May 2012, 12:21

Tom8126 · 22nd May 2012, 12:22

Brilliant lol

Sent by me

mpn_daedalus · 22nd May 2012, 12:27

The wetsuit one's still my favourite.

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ntaverner · 22nd May 2012, 12:31

try reading some of the feedback he has left for other people, watta guy!!

JOBEN89 · 9th October 2012, 12:35

I just read this and emailed it around my office.
This is brilliant!

johnboy187 · 9th October 2012, 13:01

The guys a loon!! Imagine going out for a beer with him!

delkeough · 9th October 2012, 13:31

Imagine you actually bought the car. Do you think you would get away from him? haha

RosscoMac · 9th October 2012, 13:34

Awesome find!

JOBEN89 · 9th October 2012, 13:57

I dont know but i also just check his feedback he left for people and they actually bought his drawings for like £40 each hahah

JOBEN89 · 9th October 2012, 13:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by mpn_daedalus

The wetsuit one's still my favourite.

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I read that also, he has his own website and everything called "bears dont wear wetsuits" lol

22nd May 2012, 11:35	#1 (permalink)
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