New Virus - Beware!

billnit · 7th September 2007, 10:04

Dangerous Virus:

There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically,
orally, and by hand.

This virus is called Worm Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you
receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else
via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private
life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and
take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the
antidote known as Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) or Bothersome
Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly
until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should forward this warning to five friends. If you do not have
five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling
your life. Thank You.

Foggy69 · 7th September 2007, 10:12

What is this WORK thing that you talk of.

HappyMan · 7th September 2007, 10:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by billnit

Dangerous Virus:

There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically,
orally, and by hand.

This virus is called Worm Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you
receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else
via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private
life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and
take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the
antidote known as Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) or Bothersome
Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly
until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should forward this warning to five friends. If you do not have
five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling
your life. Thank You.

Absolutely fantastic! I really liked this. Made me really chuckle.

m4rky · 7th September 2007, 10:52

Don't panic

I've caught this several times but I can honestly say the antidote works everytime without fail

Trekker308 · 7th September 2007, 12:19

I intend to try the suggested antidote this very afternoon - might have to have more than one dose though....

allan40alt · 7th September 2007, 12:52

Well I don't work, but I thought that I would test the antidote anyway.

So; my wife prepared lunch; breast of chicken stuffed with blue cheese and wrapped with prosciutto ham together with baked tomatoes, peas and fluffy potatoes. I had a bottle of Pinot Grigio and can certainly recommend retirement!

Now, the ice cream has gone down well followed by the peach schnapps and cappuccino.

Now, where did I leave my chilled Grolsch.....ah yes....

Ps: what are you lot reading this for....you're supposed to be working!

Pps: If retirement was classed as a job, then it's probably the best job in the world....

Trekker308 · 7th September 2007, 13:03

I thought I had retired but somebody rang me up and made me an offer that was very difficult to refuse - can't complain too much as it keeps me in virus antidote.....

jayt43 · 7th September 2007, 19:15

I don't know about the wine and beer but Allan's lunch menu certainly made me salivate!

7th September 2007, 10:04	#1 (permalink)
billnit Valve Cap Join Date: 26th July 2007 Location: St Helens Posts: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	New Virus - Beware! Dangerous Virus: There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Worm Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) or Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should forward this warning to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. Thank You.

7th September 2007, 12:52	#6 (permalink)
allan40alt Supporter Civinfo guru Join Date: 6th August 2006 Location: Rugby, Warwickshire. Posts: 2,227 Thanks: 12 Thanked 33 Times in 31 Posts	Well I don't work, but I thought that I would test the antidote anyway. So; my wife prepared lunch; breast of chicken stuffed with blue cheese and wrapped with prosciutto ham together with baked tomatoes, peas and fluffy potatoes. I had a bottle of Pinot Grigio and can certainly recommend retirement! Now, the ice cream has gone down well followed by the peach schnapps and cappuccino. Now, where did I leave my chilled Grolsch.....ah yes.... Ps: what are you lot reading this for....you're supposed to be working! Pps: If retirement was classed as a job, then it's probably the best job in the world.... Last edited by allan40alt; 7th September 2007 at 20:04.

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Foggy69 Vivid Blue Rocks!!! Rocketship door handle Join Date: 5th December 2006 Location: Westerham Posts: 1,061 Thanks: 2 Thanked 7 Times in 6 Posts	What is this WORK thing that you talk of.

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m4rky Civic Mad! Triangular Exhaust Join Date: 25th August 2007 Posts: 222 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Don't panic I've caught this several times but I can honestly say the antidote works everytime without fail

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Trekker308 ..with Superchips please! Triangular Exhaust Join Date: 29th July 2006 Location: Ringwood Posts: 337 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	I intend to try the suggested antidote this very afternoon - might have to have more than one dose though....

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Trekker308 ..with Superchips please! Triangular Exhaust Join Date: 29th July 2006 Location: Ringwood Posts: 337 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	I thought I had retired but somebody rang me up and made me an offer that was very difficult to refuse - can't complain too much as it keeps me in virus antidote.....

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jayt43 Supporter Magic Rear Seat Join Date: 27th June 2006 Location: Budapest Posts: 509 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I don't know about the wine and beer but Allan's lunch menu certainly made me salivate!