How to chat up an Air Hostess

Charles_Harding · 9th September 2007, 15:53

A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow Airport noticed the really beautiful woman sitting next to him.

He thought to himself: "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be an off duty flight attendant. But which airline does she
work for?"

Hoping to make her acquaintance, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan:
"Love to fly and it shows?"

She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself:
"Damn, she doesn't work for Delta."

A moment later, another slogan popped into his head.
He leaned towards her again "Something special in the air?"

She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.

Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth as Silk."

This time the woman turned on him, "What the f*** do you want?"

The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said "Ahhhhh, EasyJet?

Charles H.

allan40alt · 9th September 2007, 16:07

Come fly with me.

A friend of mine sat next to a guy and their flight had been delayed by an hour. "You would never get this with Dan Air" (it was a long time ago) he barked at the hostess. "Well we prefer to do our servicing on the ground" came the curt reply.

On another flight the hostess asked a passenger if he wanted an in-flight meal. "What's the choice?" he asked......"Yes or No" came the reply.

Pottsy · 9th September 2007, 20:00

Charles, I prefer the last word as delivered in this version:

Airport : British Expat Discussion Forum

Foggy69 · 9th September 2007, 20:26

Now, now Pottsy, no knocking that airline run by that kind Irishman who love all his passengers, especially the ones in wheelchairs

jayt43 · 9th September 2007, 20:28

Must be BA, as of course, neither Easyjet or Ryanair fly out of Heathrow

Although if it were, I guess she'd have probably said "What the f*** do you want, you snivelling little prol!"

Pottsy · 9th September 2007, 20:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by Foggy69

Now, now Pottsy, no knocking that airline run by that kind Irishman who love all his passengers, especially the ones in wheelchairs

And he loves his employees too! Don't get me started....

Foggy69 · 9th September 2007, 22:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pottsy

And he loves his employees too! Don't get me started....

He treats his employees as well as he does his passengers.

Why do people work for him, then again why do people fly with him.

Go on, just a little

Kremmen · 10th September 2007, 07:01

They don't like being called 'flying waitresses'

Pottsy · 10th September 2007, 16:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by Foggy69

He treats his employees as well as he does his passengers.

Why do people work for him, then again why do people fly with him.

Go on, just a little

Ryanair - A Guide for Prospective Pilot Employees - PPRuNe Forums

richierich · 10th September 2007, 16:30

I don't think the Irish chap is particularly popular, although people still fly with him. I was once in a taxi from a hotel in Merrion Square to the Airport in Dublin, the driver asked me who I was flying with, when I told him Lingus his reply was pretty blunt

"Thank f**k for that, cos if you told me you were flying with that f**king pr**k you could get out and f**king walk."

Apparantly he has even had his limo turned licensed as a hackney carriage so he can use the bus lanes in Dublin.

psykik · 11th September 2007, 11:52

great one there Mr Harding! lmao

9th September 2007, 15:53	#1 (permalink)
Charles_Harding Civinfo guru Join Date: 14th August 2006 Location: S.E. London Posts: 3,288 Thanks: 113 Thanked 27 Times in 26 Posts	How to chat up an Air Hostess A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow Airport noticed the really beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself: "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be an off duty flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?" Hoping to make her acquaintance, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan: "Love to fly and it shows?" She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself: "Damn, she doesn't work for Delta." A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again "Something special in the air?" She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched Singapore Airlines off the list. Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth as Silk." This time the woman turned on him, "What the f*** do you want?" The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said "Ahhhhh, EasyJet? Charles H.

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allan40alt Supporter Civinfo guru Join Date: 6th August 2006 Location: Rugby, Warwickshire. Posts: 2,227 Thanks: 12 Thanked 33 Times in 31 Posts	Come fly with me. A friend of mine sat next to a guy and their flight had been delayed by an hour. "You would never get this with Dan Air" (it was a long time ago) he barked at the hostess. "Well we prefer to do our servicing on the ground" came the curt reply. On another flight the hostess asked a passenger if he wanted an in-flight meal. "What's the choice?" he asked......"Yes or No" came the reply. Last edited by allan40alt; 9th September 2007 at 16:09.

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richierich Smell My Cheese! Rocketship door handle Join Date: 17th May 2006 Location: Bicester, Oxfordshire Posts: 1,847 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I don't think the Irish chap is particularly popular, although people still fly with him. I was once in a taxi from a hotel in Merrion Square to the Airport in Dublin, the driver asked me who I was flying with, when I told him Lingus his reply was pretty blunt "Thank fk for that, cos if you told me you were flying with that fking prk you could get out and fking walk." Apparantly he has even had his limo turned licensed as a hackney carriage so he can use the bus lanes in Dublin.

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psykik Supporter Triangular Exhaust Join Date: 28th April 2007 Posts: 452 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	great one there Mr Harding! lmao