Joke of the Day

billnit · 19th September 2007, 11:17

A woman sitting in a restaurant in Scotland suddenly began to cough.
After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress.
Two locals, MacKenzie and Donald sitting at the next table turned to look at her.
Kin ye swallae ? Asked MacKenzie.
The woman signalled 'No!' , desperately shaking her head.
Kin ye breathe ? Asked MacDonald.
The woman shook her head NO !!!
With that, MacKenzie walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress, yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her arse.
This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm, that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breath again. MacKenzie swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.
Donald said in admiration, "Ye ken MacKenzie, I'd heard of that bloody 'Hind Lick Manoeuvre', but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it"

Deemon · 19th September 2007, 15:36

Rofl

l-noel · 19th September 2007, 18:18

Yo ho !!!

civie · 20th September 2007, 01:12

19th September 2007, 11:17	#1 (permalink)
billnit Valve Cap Join Date: 26th July 2007 Location: St Helens Posts: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts iTrader: (0)	Joke of the Day A woman sitting in a restaurant in Scotland suddenly began to cough. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress. Two locals, MacKenzie and Donald sitting at the next table turned to look at her. Kin ye swallae ? Asked MacKenzie. The woman signalled 'No!' , desperately shaking her head. Kin ye breathe ? Asked MacDonald. The woman shook her head NO !!! With that, MacKenzie walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress, yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her arse. This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm, that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breath again. MacKenzie swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer. Donald said in admiration, "Ye ken MacKenzie, I'd heard of that bloody 'Hind Lick Manoeuvre', but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it"

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