Servicing Where Do I Get A 710

beepee · 27th July 2007, 21:26

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde
came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a
seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I
have lost it and need a new one.."

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece
had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw
what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her
over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this
car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."

If you're not sure what a 710 is Click Here

http://www.hotautoweb.com/cogifs/710.jpg

TTDegs · 27th July 2007, 23:43

came so close to opening the pic before I realised

48008!

Charles_Harding · 28th July 2007, 13:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by TTDegs

came so close to opening the pic before I realised

Oh dear, TTDegs!

You mustn't encourage them!

That thread should have been place in the Off Topic bit!

"When I was born, I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother!"

Charles H.

pekwah1 · 28th July 2007, 23:13

WavyD · 29th July 2007, 10:18

Very good. I have heared this one before, but not with the picture link. It just makes it a bit funnier for the "Dim" or "Blonde" amongst us!

Last week, a blond said the following (I was sitting next to her at the time) "I'm the most dangerous type of blond - one with brains" When I looked around she had bleached (white) blond hair, with dark brown eye brows!
I think she was just a thick brunette, hiding out amongst the blonds!

27th July 2007, 21:26	#1 (permalink)
beepee Wheelnut Join Date: 1st December 2006 Posts: 66 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts iTrader: (0)	Where Do I Get A 710 A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.." She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there." If you're not sure what a 710 is Click Here http://www.hotautoweb.com/cogifs/710.jpg

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pekwah1 ><((('> o O Locking Wheelnut Join Date: 11th July 2007 Location: Horsham Posts: 158 Thanks: 1 Thanked 6 Times in 2 Posts iTrader: (0)	hehe

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TTDegs Super Moderator Civinfo master Join Date: 4th August 2006 Location: Cardiff Posts: 5,634 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post iTrader: (0)	came so close to opening the pic before I realised 48008!

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WavyD Triangular Exhaust Join Date: 24th May 2007 Location: Between the Light of Day and the Shadows of Darkness! Posts: 375 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts iTrader: (0)	Very good. I have heared this one before, but not with the picture link. It just makes it a bit funnier for the "Dim" or "Blonde" amongst us! Last week, a blond said the following (I was sitting next to her at the time) "I'm the most dangerous type of blond - one with brains" When I looked around she had bleached (white) blond hair, with dark brown eye brows! I think she was just a thick brunette, hiding out amongst the blonds!