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A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning...

Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table. > He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?' he squeaks.

Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?!?' he roars.

Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, 'For God's sake, how many times do I have to go through this with you idiots? It was Mummy Bear who got up first. It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house. It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee. It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away. It was Mummy Bear who swept the floor in the kitchen. It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch The newspaper and croissants. It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table.

'It was Mummy Bear who walked the bloody dog, cleaned the cat's litter tray, gave them their food, and refilled their water.

'And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully, because I'm only going to say this once....




'I HAVEN'T MADE THE F***ING PORRIDGE YET!!!'
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Thanks Charles, I'll send that one onto a few friends.
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Thanks Charles, I'll send that one onto a few friends.
I thought that you'd said that they had all gone?

"People in the 5th century before Christ,
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In the 5th century before Christ!"
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I thought that you'd said that they had all gone?

"People in the 5th century before Christ,
Had not got even the slightest idea
That they were living

In the 5th century before Christ!"
They will be my friends until they get to their desks on Monday morning!
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They will be my friends until they get to their desks on Monday morning!

Sad, It's Monday Morning!

"The main purpose of sex is as a theme for novels!"
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That's one to copy and post elsewhere!
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Sad, It's Monday Morning!


"The main purpose of sex is as a theme for novels!"

Two rang me, so they haven't all gone. Mind you, maybe they haven't logged in yet as neither mentioned the joke!
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I like it!! And its oh so true!!!!!! Men have got such a cushy lifestyles compared to us woman!!!!!




lol.......only messing just wanted to cause a stir.....lol
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I like it!! And its oh so true!!!!!! Men have got such a cushy lifestyles compared to us woman!!!!!




lol.......only messing just wanted to cause a stir.....lol

You're right!

Lady H. agrees with you 100%

......'spose I do as well really!

......Lady H. got married in white, it matched the washing machine that I got her for her birthday!

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It's too far to walk!"
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Hehehe!!!
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