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I was at a party last night and the DJ played "Sit Down" so we all sat down!


He than played "Jump Around" so we all jumped around!


Then he put on "Come On Eileen"


I got thrown out!!
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Psychologist says I'm fine, and men can't be that hairy down there!!

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Everton just beat Man Utd 4-0 ....

Oh, sorry, its not a joke!!



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