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"I see Honda have gone back to more conventional styling in the 2012 Civic"
 

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old man : '' i see a NOS fogger system, AIC controller - it has Direct port nitrous injection...:

old lady : '' and a stand alone fuel management system. Not a bad way to spend 10,000 dollars''
 

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old man thinks: oh what i could do with a car like this its a chick magnet, so he turns around to his biatch and says glenda.

old lady: Yes dear.........

old man: Pack ya things.....

old lady: should i pack for hot or cold weather

old man: i don't care as long as your gone by tomorrow.
 

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"Damn it Thelma, if we're gonna steal it I need to find that starting handle!"
 

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"Come along now Norman, we'll buy you another set of false teeth"
 

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i can see the flux capacitor. very good dear
 

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I new TDI-North were lying when they said it dyno'd at 600bhp!
 

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"where do you plug the kettle in"
 

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Arnold always knew that his RBS final salary pension would help him pull the ladies after retirement :D
 

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"They see me rollin, they hating"
 

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This isn't the jazz I saw on the website :-(
 

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TDI Flashpro tuning........'The power of screams' :eek:
 

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One crack about it's gob being as big as mine and you're cooking your own tonight!
 
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