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See I did get it! :D

No doubt more to follow.
 

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bah, you've just made my wait even worse...those storms look very very good!

Nicely done!
 

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Maldax, do you spend a lot of time hanging round in deserted woodland at night?[smilie=shifty.gif]
 

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Maldax, do you spend a lot of time hanging round in deserted woodland at night?[smilie=shifty.gif]
How do you think I found out the rear view camera was infrared ;)
 

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Hey rr, remember Maldax's earlier posting? [smilie=cheeky-grin: ;)

"I'm Fed up today and want my car! By the time I get it the summer will be over and I wont be able to cruse, pickup chicks and suck face [smilie=mad.gif]"

Maldax, you'd better be careful ...............:p

If you go down to the woods today.

Walking through the woods, a man comes upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against it. He asks, "Just out of curiosity, what the hell are you doing?"

"I'm listening to the music of this tree."

"You've gotta be kidding."

"No, not at all! Would you like to give it a try?"

"Well, this is really stupid, but..., okay .." So he wraps his arms around the tree and presses his ear up against it. The other man immediately slaps a set of handcuffs on him, takes his wallet, jewellery and car keys, then strips him naked and leaves.

Two hours later, another nature lover strolls by, sees this man handcuffed to the tree naked and asked, "What the hell happened to you?"

He tells the guy the whole story about how he got there. While he was regaling his plight, the newcomer is shaking his head in sympathy, circling him. When the handcuffed man is finished talking, the second man walks around behind him, kisses him behind the ear and says, "This just isn't your day, is it, Sugar!"
 
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